Bazeecha-e-Atfal hai mera college mere agay
chahta hoon rahe shabo roz Natasha mere agay
Derya khan ko ghaseet ker kehta hai mera teacher
Ghista hai jabeen khaak pe derya mere agay
Ik afghani keh rahi thi kal aik punjabi se
Tu daikh k kia rang hai tera mere agay
Gher se college ko jo nikloon to youn lagta hai mujhe
Kaba mere peechay hai kalisa mere agay
Abhi apni class ki lerkiyon se dil nahi bhara mera Maghloob
Rehne do abhi billo or teena mere agay
by Majid zulfiqar
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Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki ghussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai…
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Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Hoti thi ladkian subah shaam hamari gali mein
Nikalna hogaya unka band chatting se
Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se
Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se
Pehle karte hum dost baatein hotelon mein
Peetay the chai waghera hotelon mein
Khoob hoti thi masti hotelon mein
Khailte they mazaak kia karte they
Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se
Hojaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se
Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se
Main kehtha hoon hogayi hai English kharab chatting se
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Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi
Nikah ho raha hain ab chatting se
Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab
Mohabbat hogayee hai chatting se !
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Kaise bataoon ke tum meri kaun ho,
agar main walls ice cream hu to tum meri cone ho..
tum mere aangan ki banyaan tree ho
tumhi meri gateway of india tumhi chowpatty ho..
tum hi battlegun tum chhuri tum talwaar ho
tum hi darzi ke dukaan me latki hui dhoti shalwaar ho..
tum hi meri nike shoes tum hi football ho
tum hi meri toy car, robot tum hi japanese doll ho..
tum Air India ki wo flight ho jo waqt pe nahi miilti
najane kyu tum har baat pe has haske ho hilti..
tum hi dd news tum hi zee news tum hi bbc news ho
tum aisi tubelight ho jo hamesha rehti fuse ho..
tum meri scooter, meri esteem meri rocket launcher bhi tum
tum nimbu paani.. tum meetha pan tum hi ho bubble gum..
tum ramu ki dukaan me Rs.5 ko milne wali wada pav ho
tum shaamu dudh wale ki sabse favourite cow ho..
tum kashmir tum manali tum hi meri shimla ho
bhagwaan ne bheja tumhe takey mera deemag dheela ho..
tum hi malai maarke ek special cutting chai ho
kaise batau tumhe ki asal me tum kasai ho..
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Chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko aab tak kapdey dhoney ka woh Zamana yaad hai
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dupair ki dhoop mein kaprey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera khothey pe bhi nangey paoon jana yaad hai
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Aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai
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saas sasur ki doston ab kya sunao dastaan
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai
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daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana para mujhey
woh mera dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai
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dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai
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wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai Mujhy
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai
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secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai
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Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir phorwana yaad hai
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Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per who tera duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaaad hai
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Apni umar chupanay ke liyah who tera munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kahna yaad hai
haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey cley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jaddu pochaa lagana yaad hai
khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey udana yaad hai
yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey pitna
aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai
aaye din saley saliyooN ka aana ghar pe mere
woh tera unkey samney mujhey murga bnana yaad hai
shukr hai ‘HumTum’ teri shaadi nhi hui abhi
shaadi shuda Yaroon ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai !
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